j/k “good dad jokes” is an oxymoron. Like “good artificial ingredients.”
Dad appreciates the finer things in life, like perfect cocktails handcrafted with only the freshest juices and the most spirited spirits. That’s why we think he deserves our Whiskey Lemonade. Like him, it’s equal parts smooth and tart.
P.S. Please laugh at his jokes today – I mean, he’s dad. It’s his day.
Oh, and here’s 10% off because dad will appreciate you being thrifty.